My contribution to the @goldendayszine 🖤
I was v confused when they smushed the leaves, but then about halfway thru the q tips it started coming back together
Witchcraft…
This is my favorite form of entertainment.
Sequel:
Geek gatekeeping is a deadly occupation, and NOBODY has to do it.
Learn from the examples of the fallen, fellow nerds. Don’t be that guy.
oh shit mr gaiman straight up murdered the person
This still makes me giggle 😂
This is right up there with those screenshots of a person mansplaning comic books to Gail Simmone,
Sometimes you murder people on the internet.
Sometimes they run into your knife six times.
Oh God I keep finding more
Oh this thread…. This thread… So good…
What did you do that for? You did it in order to accumulate property to fill your storehouses. You sold your only daughter to satisfy your greed. Do you know what I was thinking when I threw myself into the lake? “The life I thought was mine was all a lie. Even the dream I had was not mine. I failed at everything.”
That is why I threw myself away.
Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong
Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.
